gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
