so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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