This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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