i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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