the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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