I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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