Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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