so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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