he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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