On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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