i don't like sucking hair
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just want to make out with him forever
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