i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Terrible idea I love it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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