I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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