dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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