Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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