Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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