i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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