no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
