I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad