Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think this conversation is over.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE