What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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