i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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