Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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