Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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