rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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