I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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