I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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