I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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