I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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