How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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