Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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