i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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