My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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