i jhust puked up my retainher.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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