Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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