Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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