it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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