awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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