ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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