white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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