I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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