I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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