Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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