There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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