making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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