I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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