good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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