What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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