it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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