She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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