I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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