What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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