great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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