She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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