C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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