problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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