Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
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WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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