I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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