Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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